flipphones:

the most important thing i’ve learnt in all my years is that it is a terrible idea to drink from a cup while lying down

deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

fallinthedefeat:

rosetylerandten:

• fetuses do not think
• they do not “scream out” when they are aborted
• they have no brain function and no nerve endings until long after the deadline for a legal abortion
• they aren’t “sad” when you abort them
• they do not “realize what is happening”

And these aren’t my beliefs, they’re scientific facts

THANK. YOU.

Tell him yes. Even if you are dying of fear, even if you are sorry later, because whatever you do, you will be sorry all the rest of your life if you say no.

- Gabriel Garcí­a Márquez, Love in the Time of Cholera (via fakeville)

In certain areas of my life, I actively seek out solitude. Especially for someone in my line of work, solitude is, more or less, an inevitable circumstance. Sometimes, however, this sense of isolation, like acid spilling out of a bottle, can unconsciously eat away at a person’s heart and dissolve it. You could see it, too, as a kind of double-edged sword. It protects me, but at the same time steadily cuts away at me from the inside.

- Haruki Murakami, What I talk About When I Talk About Running (via oldtimefriend)

hultan:

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lets-go-lesbos:

people who say all water tastes the same are full of shit.